Thursday, August 25, 2011

Chicago Style

Subject: The Rules in Chicago Lies, Lies, and more Lies

“But President Obama, if you only saw Rod Blagojevich once and from a great distance, how do you know it was him?”

Remember the Rules In Chicago are  Now the Rules In the White House

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for a few good men to do nothing"

Rod Blagojevich is the former Illinois Governor who tried to sell Obama's seat in Congress.  Obama was asked by the press if he had ever met Gov. Rod Blagojevich.

Barack Obama: "I only saw Rod Blagojevich one time.  And that was in the stands & from a distance at a Chicago Bears football Game."  Rod Blagojevich, Barack Obama, and Richard Daley during a rally in Chicago , April 16, 2007. (Photo Reuters)

To understand the next 4 yrs, you have to understand "the world according to Chicago.  While Chicago is a city in Illinois, it is almost a completely different country when it comes to politics, with a whole different set of morals & language.  There are only three rules & a Prime Directive which anybody can understand.  You don't even need an attorney to understand them -- and if you need an attorney.  Well, you know too much.  So look out for Rule #3!

RULE #1.  No matter what you see, hear, or do -- you don't know anybody & you don't know nothing! 
RULE #2.  If you capture something on tape or camera -- it doesn't reveal nothing!
RULE #3.  If you know what everybody knows in Chicago -- well, you still don't know nothing. 

The PRIME DIRECTIVE in CHICAGO.  No matter what the vote, Democrats win the election. 

Now pay close attention!

It's very simple - we'll illustrate.  Remember, you know nothing.  These two? They don't know each other!  They said they didn't.  The fellas in this picture, they never actually met face to face.  What fellas?  We don't see nothing! 
The guy on the left?  For all you know he's Santa Claus.  And the guy on the right.  Well, he's the Easter Bunny!  That's all you need to know.  Make an appointment with your eye doctor.  Your eyes are lying to you!

Remember Jimmy Hoffa?  He knew too much & now.  Well, now no one knows where he is.

Is the big picture clear?  Not these pictures!  Remember, you've already forgotten them.   Now, ain't that simple?  They don't know each other & they never met!  How is that possible?  “CAUSE THEY SAID SO”!  And don't forget it!

P.S. If you pass this on to your friends, don't forget, you know nothing & they will know nothing.

So how's that whole "Hope & Change" thing working out for ya?  I would love to know.  Also, you may wish to share this.


When people fear the government - that is tyranny;  When government fears the people - that is liberty.  - Thomas Jefferson

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